17 March, 2010

FINDING THE 'G-SPOT'



This is a continuation of yesterday’s blog.

The place where I dwell, Rajendra Nagar is centrally located, well-connected and adjace
nt to the ridge forest. It has all the facilities and amenities that one needs, be it schools, hospitals, markets, restaurants and so on. But the only and the biggest problem here is of PARKING.

Although the whole city is plagued by this issue but some residential areas are have a severe case of BPL or Below Parking Line. Sadly, Rajendra Nagar is one of them. There are very few places to park and if you find one consider yourself blessed by the almighty.

Almost all the great spots or ‘G-Spots’ are either captured by one car or the other.(belonging to the same house) The spots are “reserved” by the owners. How you ask?

Simple, cars belonging to the same household are parked next to each other. When you remove your first car, park the second in such a manner that covering half of the earlier space you capture half of the adjacent spot.

The second vehicle could be the car you got as dowry, (the tycoon you are that you need one car for the office and one for home) your father’s old chetak scooter, you can even ask your domestic help Ramu Kaka to capture the spot and cut all the vegetables and prepare the dough there only. The only aspect to be kept in mind is that THE SPOT SHOULD NOT REMAIN EMPTY! What the heck park your cat or dog if you don’t find anything else.

For a better understanding you may read the poem below:
The streets are narrow and the vehicles are broad, we’ve got everything here a Toyota, a Honda and a Ford. Everybody is buying a car have they hit a jackpot? the situation is critical, so please help us dear lord.

Hope you got the whole picture. So, as you know that the street is under construction, all hell has broken loose because there is no place to park. Some cars are parked on the main road and some in the Ganga Ram hospital parking (five minute drive from my place). The only space left (very little) is captured by the early birds. (those returning home early)

And amongst these spots is the one which I call the ‘G-Spot’ as it is suitably located, adjacent to my house. Since the last two weeks, I've been trying hard to reach home by six and capture that coveted ‘G-Spot’ as the all the uncles/aunties return home only after seven. And by the grace of god yours truly has had an awesome success record. So, I hope I’ll find the ‘G-Spot’ everyday till the time the street is under construction.

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